Okay, first off in my own defense, I want to point out that the only reason I saw this article is because there was a link for it off of the main page (underwatertimes.com area)

Anyway.... I just about fell out of my chair when I read the heading. Check it out: http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/08/17/britney_orders_kevin_to_give_up_pet_shar

fearing one of his kids could be maimed by the flesh-eating fish.
:lol: its a nurse shark

Crazy stupid rich people!

You didn't find the article through your custom Britney-related RSS notification service?

Wow. As if private owner captivity isn't bad enough on a Nurse shark, but then the poor animals have to see those two mugs staring at them and undoubtedly endure the "singing".